Note to self: bursting into song while listening to your Ipod, checking out your arse in the nearby mirror while running on the treadmill is only acceptable if no other patrons are around to gain side splitting entertainment at your expense! I know you thought you were lip syncing … but clearly you weren’t.
Note to old man on the escalator at Baker St Tube Station: dude, what was with all that butt clenching action on the escalator this morning? Can I point out that your arse was 8 inches from my face and in my direct line of vision. It looked like you were suffering from a thread worm infection or were busting for the loo. Either way … it was dead unattractive!
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