Jars of nutella consumed in last 4 weeks: pass
Days exercised last week: 0
Clothing in my cupboard that fits: less than 20%
Size of undies bought yesterday: 12 (yeah-huh!)
Amount of money spent on looking gorgeous this week: 140GBP (new undies, brazilian & eyebrow wax and hairdresser .. my credit card has taken objection to my melting body. Thank all that's holy for increased credit card limits and bank overdrafts!)
Work: in status quo (suprised?!)
To do list:
- End obsession with nutella ... starting tomorrow
- Exercise (is it all coming back to you now, Bandit Girl?)
- Wear the fabric outta my new size 12 undies
- Replace manky head on electric toothbrush
- Banish ridiculously oversized coat to Good Sam's as it makes me look like a knob head drowning in fabric (I could be a dead ringer for that Jeepers Creepers scarecrow dude)
- Shave legs
- Be nice to strangers
1 comment:
I don't know who these two stud muffins are but I thought I was you only stud muffin!!!
ROBBIE
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