An erratic blogger? Much!
I must warn all bansters of the dangers of engaging in enthusiastic ballroom dancing whereby your dance partner bends you over his arm backwards at a ridiculously rapid rate .....
It can tear the port off your abdominal wall!
After much pain and two hospital admissions, I now essentially have a free floating port thanks to saucy minx dance moves! It will likely need reattaching at some point but for now my wee friend moves about with gay abandon. As it's so mobile and at times flips itself upside down, it is nigh on impossible to get a fill. Little beggar! Thank the good lord I have remained reasonably restricted for the past year with only one fill.
Aah the joys!
